Not a rockery then.

On the 8th of December I was sitting in Rigsby towers when I heard a loud “Beep! Beep!” reversing noise coming from the main road. Grabbing my trusty camera I looked out of my window.

Yes it was a load of earth in a big tipper lorry.
It was the most exciting thing that had happened all day so I felt that I had to monitor its progress.

The soil was tipped and a few days later some small bushed appeared. Lovely!

Surely this is the end? Don’t worry, as your reporter on the spot I will keep you posted.